‘Hi, I’m Steve, when I’m not working at Wesley & McKellar Associates I play football. I’m also a DJ & a model’ ..Shut the f**k up!

I might be seeing things but last time I checked models were models and DJ’s were DJ’s..now everybody is one of those. Even the local Brazilian bone head bus driver with green teeth is a proclaimed model and when he’s bored on weekends he whips out his 2 vintage records and calls himself DJ Wesley. If everybody was a model and a DJ then it would cancel out the real model and DJ’s until the point that DJ’s & models wouldn’t even exist..You get me? Kind of? cool…

If you have a true passion for one of the above then by all means follow your dreams but my point is don’t pretend you are a DJ when you have no passion/co-ords for it and you just do it because you think your friends will think you are cool. I know you want to be so involved in something like music and be a rock star so DJ’ing seems the only way in but really you suck and are lame and have no idea what you are talking about. Same goes if you proclaim to be a model..are you genuinely a model? Really? No really?..Ok you are a paid model and are signed to an agency ..cool you are a model. But then you get others - What’s that? You paid £50 to have a model portfolio done by Jimmy’s Photo’s on a 0.0089 mega pixel camera done in his back garage to show your family..that’s cool..you just modeled but no I’m afraid you are not a model. 

This write up has nothing to do with aspiring DJ’s & Models and if you think I’m being harsh then you are stupid.

Look at our friend below:

‘Hi guys, my name is DJ Steve Smith, I’m a professional DJ and I’m also a model & I’m awesome’