THE LEGEND OF THE HIPSTER (Why the hipster is an...
So I have been around, I’ve lived in London for 8 years, I’m pretty aware of what group a particular bunch of people belong to but I still very much reckon hipsters are just a conspiracy of ones imagination, they don’t actually exist, only in people’s heads and on the internet..oh and on Instagram. Over the last month I have been to Shoredtich and Cape Town and nothing,...
REALLY...WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL ABOUT TEQUILA?!
Really..no I mean really…Let’s talk about tequila and the fact that a lot of people treat it like it’s some heavenly love potion sent from the awesome gods of Planet-Fuck-Yeah. I simply disagree because last time I checked it tasted like horse urine mixed with gasoline and made me almost regurgitate my dinner on to some sluts lap. I think somebody really cool and inspiring and...
MOVE LIKE A SINNER
So the secrets out..my band WHAT NOW will be releasing a brand new album sometime in March 2013 titled ‘Move Like a Sinner’. An exact release date for March will be posted in Jan followed by pre-sales and new merch for the album. I’m really excited and super proud of this one as I think we really pushed the boundaries musically and lyrically. Check out the artwork below…for...
WHAT THE FUCK IS A BLOG?
Why does every Tom, Dick & Harry have a blog these days? Even me ..I’ve even got a fucking blog! It actually seems extremely pointless..It’s like somebody who collects stamps..fucking dumb. I love the fact people tell other people about their extremely awesome blog like it’s the shrine or temple to all existence. We don’t care about your dog or that you spent your...
TOM CRUISE IS NORMAL
NAAAAAT! W to the T to the motherquackin F…What is this boy on? What the hell is a scientologist anyways? Is he like a wizard? A movie making wizard..so cool! I think his big natural looking porcelain veneers are constricting oxygen to his brain therefor making him unbelievably snap crackle POP..CRACKERS! easy there big guy
'LOOK AT ME I'M AT STARBUCKS!'
So you sign into Facebook & the first thing you see is a pic of your mates at Starbucks with the picture quote, ‘Hey look at us we are at Starbucks..yay..whoop whoop!’. um..ok Call me Martha and lick me sideways I mean really whats the big f**king deal…You don’t get complimentary hand-jobs, it’s not a strip show, a big pink fluffy dinosaur is not going to...
YAY ANYBODY CAN BE A MODEL OR A DJ...WRONG!
‘Hi, I’m Steve, when I’m not working at Wesley & McKellar Associates I play football. I’m also a DJ & a model’ ..Shut the f**k up! I might be seeing things but last time I checked models were models and DJ’s were DJ’s..now everybody is one of those. Even the local Brazilian bone head bus driver with green teeth is a proclaimed model and when he’s bored on weekends he whips out his 2...
IT'S OK TO BE VAIN & I'LL TELL YOU WHY...
You have to love yourself, that is one thing I have learnt in this funny lil experience known as life ..which is kinda like LIFE Magazine but not. Remember being vain doesn’t mean you have to be a dick/bitch it just means love yourself because if you don’t love yourself you are going to be a very grumpy hating specimen who always see’s yourself as a very grumpy hating specimen...
Ok so I'm walking home last night and...
So yeah I’m walking home last night, it’s late, I had been working on some vocals at the studio & am just about home when… Through my iPod headphones I can hear this ‘Hey!…Hey you’…Now I think this could be someone calling me but I carry on..it comes again ‘HEY!’. I finally pull out my headphones, turn my back and this car stopped at a stop...
Ah fuck I've got my own blog now...
I have fallen into the ‘blog’ trap and realize I’ll be writing posts for just myself and my dog..even though I don’t have..um.. a dog